manly 'stache
You Cannot Rest Here

awkward-avoidance-viking:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

NO
You stop that.
You fuckin stop that right now.

Mari Agory in Golden Goddess Editorial for Idol Magazine

he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)
every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
toriholder:

Perfect news headline popped up while watching shield. Thank you universe.

toriholder:

Perfect news headline popped up while watching shield. Thank you universe.

Canada: Flavour
Australia: Flavour
UK: Flavour
US: Flavor-
UK: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
UK: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A REBEL YOUNG MAN I WILL NOT STAND-
UK: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT TEA DOWN

wintersansa:

Oh, my sweet summer child…

pragtastic:

edwardspoonhands:

sniffing:

when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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YOU EAT YOUR FRIEND?!

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beben-eleben:

Pets who love or hate their bath time

shattered-earth:

The Kiss 

It’s finally done! A LoZ version of The Kiss, just a combo of some of my favorite things :) I had a lot of interesting times with this, much like my other fuax traditional medium digital paintings the process of imitating the effect of a medium in pure digital is a real brain twister sometimes. Really good exercise, i hope people like the final result as much as i do <3

This print will be making an appearance as a 11x17 ~ LIMITED Shimmer~ poster at Sakuracon, ACEN, A-KON, Otakon and hopefully Fanime for 2014 while supplies last! After those sell out it’ll be regular paper only.

helveticake:

i feel like all joffrey needed was to get turned into a llama for a while

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

pir8crabs:

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

ohdamnchris:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN

fireandshellamari:

Ocean squish!

fireandshellamari:

Ocean squish!